My Top 10 OTPs: 3/10 - Sparrabeth
Captain Jack Sparrow & Elizabeth Swann - Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, 3
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
this is actually the best reason ever
The game is on
Welcome to the LGBT “community,” where the B is made-up and the T doesn’t matter!
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1sqRz1K
Steve and Natasha are away on some Hydra hunting, leaving a still-recovering Bucky in Steve’s apartment. Agent Thirteen, Sharon Carter, visits to water Steve’s plants. It starts with her and Bucky pointing guns at each other, it…
My first Avengers fanfiction. Please read it and tell me what you think!
Title: Finding Home
Pairing: Romangers, Bucky/OC
Summary: Fleeing from captivity with her daughter and a strange football-sized rock, Talia finds herself living in a strangely well-kept apartment. Sooner rather than later, Black Widow and Captain America find her and take both her and her daughter to the newly established SHIELD. Why does Talia seem so familiar to both Steve and Natasha? 18 years after the graveyard scene.
Once I have fleshed out the details of the plot beyond what I have, the summary will be better!
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
DO YOU WANT TWO DADS?
HOW THE HEL IS THAT YOUR DAD?!
For future reference.
For those who would ever need it. -C
reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship
Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.
'Cause I know, once in a while we will find
the sound of your heart beats with mine.
And someday, the crash of the waves will be far away.
and I will sail in your eyes.
misconceptions about strippers.
pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.
I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.
My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.
And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.
Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.
When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.
My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.
that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said